Statistician's Pickups and Putdowns

1. I like your spread. . . can I do an F-test on you?
2. Excuse me, but have you been tested for robustness?
3. What's YOUR standard deviation?
4. You're such a loser, you'd fail the test for normality.
5. Can I look in your appendix?
6. SE of Xbar-->SEX-bar.
7. Can we do a two-sample procedure together?
8. I'm into three-sample procedures.
9. You have a nice matched pair.