Statistician's Pickups and Putdowns
- I like your spread. . . can I do an F-test on you?
- Excuse me, but have you been tested for robustness?
- What's YOUR standard deviation?
- You're such a loser, you'd fail the test for normality.
- Can I look in your appendix?
- SE of Xbar-->SEX-bar.
- Can we do a two-sample procedure together?
- I'm into three-sample procedures.
- You have a nice matched pair.